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So Busy – Thoughts for Today

I wanted to write a big long post about why I had not wrote in a while and the neat gaming I have been up to.  Today is too busy, though.  Instead, I’ll leave you with this thought after I read Rage of Angels:

Books have taught me that having an affair with a senator, breaking up, having his baby, and having an affair with a crime boss is a terrible idea.

Thank goodness!  I might have accidentally done this.  It’s wrought with difficulty!

STar Wars and MacGuyver mASH uP

I think this one speaks for itself doesn’t it?

 

Totally Legit!

This has absolutely nothing to do with gaming, but, it is totally legit:

The Hardest World of Warcraft Class

This weekend while playing World of Warcraft our guild determined that the hardest class to play in World of Warcraft was decidedly: Husband.

The husband class comes with it many duties.  If one stops in Stormwind for a rest, a husband might be forced to carry a wife’s inventory while she browses the various vendors.  The amount of gold one must earn to keep up with vendor browsing is much higher than other classes.  This class must bring home the tasty venison steak, northrend stew or mana biscuits.  Don’t even think about getting lost in Azeroth.  The husband class takes a -10 to Stamina for the tongue lashing he receives over refusal to stop for directions.

Don’t even think about switching out of the husband class.  The divorce debuff takes half your gold and gives it to the wife class.  It does however give you a rare corvette mount and the ability to group with females half your level.

(Some WoW humor for your day)